151 Latest Funny WhatsApp Status and Messages

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Funny WhatsApp Statuses

  1. Duniya ki aadhi prem kahaaniya to,
    ladkiyo ki pending friend request mai atki padi hai..
  2. Zara si baarish huye nahi ki akhbaar mai bhigti huye ladkiyo ki photo aa jati hai,
    jaise hum ladke to waterproof paida huye hai..
  3. Na jane kaunsa virus hai teri yaado mai,
    tujhko sochu to aksar hang ho jata hu..
  4. Tum to aise ignore karte ho hum ko,
    jaise tata sky ke channels mai durdarshan ho hum..
  5. Kuwaare ke darwaje par likha tha home sweet home,
    shadi-shuda ke likha tha om shanti om..
  6. Ye rok tok maggi tak to thik hai,
    agar kisi ne sharab ki taraf aankh bhi uthai to sarkaare gir jayegi sarkaare..
  7. Jab bhi andhere mai khade hokar cigarette pi rahe ho to,
    sab aane jane vale rishtedar kyo lagte hai..
  8. Meri vali to bahut bhulkkad hai, kambakht paida hona hi bhul gayi..
  9. Uasse duri banaye rakhta bhi to kaise rakhta,
    ae dost, mai janmjaat charsi aur vo, goldflake di ladki..
  10. Aurat bhi azib chij hai, bhukhi rah jayegi, magar chup nahi rahegi..
  11. Kash suraj ki bhi biwi hoti,
    to use thoda to control mai rakhti..
  12. Biwi bhi haq jatati hai aur maa bhi,
    shadi kya huyi ham to kashmir ho gaye..
  13. Kabhi kisi ki mannate kabhi kisi ka vasta,
    goli maro ishq ko, chalo karte hai nashta..
  14. Akele pine ke baad sabse badi dikkat to yah hoti hai,
    ki angregi kiske saath bole..
  15. Golgappe khane ke baad sukhi papdi na mile to,
    ladkiya 10 sec ke bhitar hi durga ka rup dharan kar leti hai..
  16. Saala itni garmi hai ki dil karta hai,
    rajai audh kar aatmhatya kar lu..
  17. Yun mat chal pagli haste haste, nahi to mere dost bade nalayak hai,
    kah denge bhabhi namaste..
  18. Patli patli ladkiyo se vinanti hai ki,
    aandhi aayi huye hai, kurpya ghar se baahar na nikle..
  19. Ladkiya chunni se munh to aise bandh leti hai,
    jaise activa nahi bhusa waali machine chlani ho..
  20. Ghar mai chori na ho, isiliye kutta pala thia,
    kambakht kutaa hi chori ho gaya..
  21. Ladkiyo tum bhale hi IPhone 6 lelo lekin aana hamara pass Miss call hai..
  22. Vo dost umar bhar kya saath denge jinhone,
    bus stand ke samne polish dekhkar bike se utaar diya..
  23. Kale dhan ko chodo ye socho,
    pradhanmantri ko videsh se kaise laya jaye..
  24. Ladkiyo ko khush karne me dus drame hote hai,
    ladko ka kya, ladki dekhte hi khush ho jate hai..
  25. Maine use kaha kal phone kyo nahi uthaya,
    pagli boli ringtone pai nach rahi thi..
  26. kahte hai pyaar mai bhukh pyaas sab mit jati hai,
    to premi jodi kfc aur mcdonald mai kya garba khelne jate hai..
  27. Petrol ke daam aur biwi ke nakhre ye aadhi raat ko hi badhte hai..
  28. Ladkiya scooty chalate samay munh aise dhakti hai mano,
    scooty nahi blki kuda uthade vali gaadi chala rahi ho..
  29. Kabhi kisi ki mannate kabhi kisi ka vasta,
    goli maro ishq ko, chalo karte hai nashta..
  30. Bahut dur tak jana padta hai,
    sirf yah janane ke liye nazdik kaun hai..
  31. Ok ko kk likhne vali ladkiya hi aage,
    chalkar tisre vishv yudhh ka mukhy karan banegi..
  32. Ishq ke rishte bhi bade naajuk hote hai dosto,
    raat ko number busy aane par bhi tut jate hai..
  33. Sadhu bhai kaun hote hai,
    ek hi dukan se dhage do mahan vyakti..
  34. Zaruri nahi kisi ko napasand karne ki koi vajah ho,
    kuch sale paida hi hote hai, gagliyaa khane ke liye
  35. Teacher sher kaha rahte hai,
    student sidhhu ji ke muh mai..
  36. Yu to ham apni zindagi mai bekhauf jeete hai,
    bas cigarette hai, jo baap se chupa kar pite hai..
  37. Subah se daud rahi hai chaku lekar pagli mere piche,
    maine to majak mai kah diya tha, dil chir ke dekh tera hi naam hoga..
  38. Kabhi dil tute to batana dost,
    thoda bahut velding ham bhi jante hai..
  39. Tu apne papa ki pari hu, to kya hua, ham bhi apne baap ke nawaab hai..
  40. Kitne bhi achhe karm kar lo,
    Marne ke baad log usi ki yaad rakhege jo udhaar lekar mara ho..
  41. Ladkiyo ke drame aur reebok ke pajame salo sal chalte hai..
  42. Mujhe apni sahi value us samay pata chali jab,
    customer care vali ne kaha, aapki call hamare liye mahtvpurn hai..
  43. Honey singh 4 bottle vodka se ab 1 bottle down par aa gaya hai,
    ab to pakka ho gaya ki achhe din aa rahe hai..
  44. Kuch logo ki selfi dekhkar lagta hai ki,
    unke phone mai front camere ke jagah pistol honi chahiye thi..
  45. Arranged marraige mai talak kam kyo hote hai,
    jo apni marzi se shaadi na kar paye vo talaq kya khaaf lenge..
  46. Aaj ka gyan :- Kam aise karo ki log apko,
    dobara kisi dusre kam ke liye bole hi nahi..
  47. Jis desh ke log ges chod kar ye nahi mante ki ges unhone chodi hai,
    modi ji unko ges sabsidi chod dene ko kah rahe hai..
  48. Apne dosto ko akele hone ka ahsas kabhi mat hone do, unhe hamesha tang karte raho..
  49. Life mai koi partner hona chahiye,
    nahi to man ki bat radio par karni padti hai – Narendr Modi
  50. Talent ki kya baat karte ho janab,
    hamare bharat mai ladke mobile ki battery ko munh se chat kar bata dete hai,
    battery kitni charge hai..

Latest Funny WhatsApp Status

  1. Sanskar ki baat mat kar pagli tu,
    ham to temple run bhi chappal utar ke khelte hai..
  2. Jaise hi biwi kahti hai, soch rahi hu mayke ho jau,
    tinde ki sabji bhi panir lagne lagti hai.
  3. Dard dilo ke kam ho jate, paymenr agar time pe aa jate – March Ending Special
  4. Zindagi ne zindagi bhar gam diye,
    ladkiyo ne jitne number diye, sab ke sab bandh diye..
  5. Tu mujhe bhul jaye koi gam nahi, jis din dusri aaye to tujh se kam nahi..
  6. Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnaam hai,
    asli dard to slow internet deta hai..
  7. Maine suna hai, pyaar karne valo ki nind ud jati hai,
    jiski bhi udi ho, mujhe kal subah jaldi utha dena semi final hai..
  8. Usne pucha bhula diya mujhko kaise,
    chutkiya baja ke mai bola aise, aise, aise..
  9. Aajkal ke har aashiq ki ab to yahi kahani hai,
    majnu chahta hai laila ko, laila kisi aur ki deewani hai..
  10. Suryavansham aa rahi hai set max par dekh lo,
    phir IPL ke baad hi dekhne ko milegi yai movie..
  11. College ki ladkiyaa jitna attitude batati hai,
    usase jyada khubsurat ladkiya to,
    hamare khet mai gehu katne aati hai..
  12. Aisi vani boliye ki jagda hoye,
    par usase jagda n kariye, jo apne se tagda hoye..
  13. Ladki: tu jaha-jaha chalega mera saya sath hoga,
    ladka: mujhe to pahle hi lagta tha ki tu bhutni hai..
  14. Bolchal mai hindi ka paryog hota tha,
    aur angregi to pine ke baad hi boli jati hai..
  15. Shadi mai ghar ki aurte khana banati thi aur baahar ki aurte nachti thi,
    ab ghar ki aurte nachti hai aur bahar ki aurte khana banati hai..
  16. Dear Pakistan : Kal ka match tumhe hi jitna hai,
    ham semi final mai tumhe harane ka besabri se intazaar kar rahe hai..
  17. Jis din vo meri salamati ki dua karti hai,
    uss din gold flake bhi jeb mai tut jati hai..
  18. Mere in hontho par tera naam ab bhi hai,
    bhale chin li tumne muskurahat hamari..
  19. Vo kya sahegi dard ishq yaaro, kal activa se giri..
    pagli abhi tak ro rahi hai..
  20. Shukr hai whatsapp hindi mai nahi hai,
    varna last seen antim darshan kahlata..
  21. Aaj hi ek kanya ka facebook pe request aaya tha,
    sala khushi khushi mai not now click kar diya..
  22. Koi ladki tum ko flying kiss karti hai, to tum kaisa feel karte hai,
    Me- mai nafrat karta hu, aisi aalsi ladkiyo se..
  23. Shadi Se Pahle – Prem Nagar, Shadi Ke Baad – Badlapur..
  24. Villain banane ki chahat to bachpan se thi,
    par in pagli ladkiyo ne hiro bana diya..
  25. Bas kuch din ruk jao pagli,
    phir hamara bhi naam hoga radha krishna ki tarah..
  26. Char din vali Girl Friend Chahiye,
    fansi ka fanda nahi..
  27. Mujhse mat pucha kar thikana meta, tujh mai hi lapata hu kahi,
    sharif to ham yuh hi bante hai, tali to hamari gaali pa bhi bajti hai..
  28. Chand bhi kya ajib chij hai zaalim..
    bachpan mai mamu aur jawani mai janu najar aata hai..
  29. Tu nikle to thik lage, tera baap nikle to mujhe bik lage,
    aur jab aaye polishvale ki jeepm mere scooter ki kick lage..
  30. Unn purusho ko bhi mahila divas ki shubhkamnaye,
    jinhone mahilao ke naam ki facebook id banai huye hai..
  31. Sachhe mitr hamesha vo hote hai ho apni girlfriend se..
    kahkar aapko unfriend karva dete hai..
  32. Piyo to had kar do varna programme rad kar do..
  33. Vo kahti thi ki tumhari zindagi ko jannat bana dungi,
    bananai to use maggi bhi nahi aati thi,
    lekin maidam ka aatmvishvash to dekho..
  34. Swain flu ka sabse bada nuksaan machhar ko hua,
    5 din se 1 machhar nahi dikh raha..
  35. Mai to bas yuhi gunguna raha tha kabhi jo badal barse,
    khuda ne to seriously le liya..
  36. Sona padega bina sharab piye hi raat mai,
    kuch din to gujariye gujrat me..
  37. Ham apna profile picture is liye rakhte hai,
    kyonki ladkiya aksar kahti hai ki tu nathi to taro photo pan chalse..
  38. Har baar ishq mai haar hi jata hu..
    samajh nahi aata mai insaan hu ya pakistan..
  39. Lagta hai uska aadhar card abhi tak nahi bana..
    varna vo apni khubsurti par ghamand karna bhul jati..
  40. Ladki ke nakhre aur kurbani ke bakre hamesha mahnge hi padte hai..
  41. Mujhe pyaar karne vali ladki chahiye..
    gol rotiya to dhabe se bhi le aaunga..
  42. Bachhe mere gali ke bahut hi shararati hai.
    aaj phir tumhara naam meri diwar par likh gaye..
  43. Lagta hai sala hamare hato par love-line hai hi nahi,
    shayad bachpan mai churan chatate samay use bhi chat gaye..
  44. Zindagi sirf tab tak khubsurat hai..
    jabtak koi khubdurat kanya na mile..
  45. Vo bhi aadhi raat ko nikalta hai aur mai bhi,
    phir kyo use chand aur mujhe aavara kahte hai log..
  46. Dukane uski bhi lut jaati hai aksar hamne dekha hai..
    jo din bhar mai na jane kitne tale bech deta hai..
  47. Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma zindagi, mai shahar ka shayar hu, MRF ka tyre nahi..
  48. Mere gharvale ye soch rahe hai ki ise kaun milegi,
    aur mai ye soch raha hu mujhe aur kitni milegi..
  49. Hiro ban ne ki chahat to bachpan se thi,
    par in kamini ladkiyo ne villain bana diya..
  50. Nasib zor karta hai to sachha pyaar bhi mil jata hai,
    varna to waqt par ek auto riksa bhi nahi milta..

Latest WhatsApp Status Funny

  1. Purane aashiq wafa talash karte the,
    aaj ke aashiq jagah talaash karte hai..
  2. Agar ladki ke cell me balance hai to usaka boy friend hai,
    aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to usaki koi girlfriend nahi hai..
  3. Muje malum hai aap bahot buzy rahte ho,
    isliye mene kuch nahi likha varna apko padhana padta..
  4. Ladkiyo ko gali mat do bas ek word kafi hai,
    jo gali se jyada asar kardega aur vo hai aunti ji..
  5. Bhagvan ko gussa kab ata hai jab jab koi ladki shaadi se pahale,
    pregnet ho jaye aur uski ma kahe he bhagvan ye tune kya kiya..
  6. Log kahate hai kash padhai pyar ki tarah hoti apne aap ho jati,
    hum kahte hai ki kash pyar padhai ki tarah hota maa baap maar maar ke karvate..
  7. Intjar rahta hai har sham tera, yade katati hai le le kar naam tera,
    muddat se bethe hai yah aas pale ki kabhi to ayega koi paigaam tera..
  8. Ajab vidanbna hai aurate dusari aurato ki shikayat karte nahi thakti,
    jabki purush dusari aurat ki taarif karte karte nahi thakte..
  9. Zindagi ki har udaan baki hai har mod par ek imtihan baki hai,
    abhi to sirf ap hi pareshan hai mujhse abhi to pura hindustan baki hai..
  10. Vo cham cham kar ke aai vo cham chua karke chali gayi,
    mai sindur le kar khada tha aur vo rakhi band kar chali gai..
  11. Pyar me jo kabhi pakde jao,
    pyar me kabhi pake jao,
    der na karo foran hi bhai ban jao..
  12. Jis bus me bethi ho hasinaye us bas ke sise chitak hi jati hai,
    driver chahe jitani tej chalaye bus diwaane to phir bhi latak hi jaate hai..
  13. Aaj dildar kal yaar parso pyar phir ikarar phir intjar phir takarar phir darar,
    sari mahenat bekar akhirame ek aur devdas At A Beer Bar…
  14. Jud gaya hai usase aek mitha sa rista, bankar ayi hai vo mere liye aek farista,
    kese kah du use ki me hu uska randheer aur vo he mari babita..
  15. Yaad rakhana meri dosti ko tum, teri zindgi par aek ehsaan kar diya,
    is mobile me aek akhari rupeeya tha, mene vo bhi tere naam kar diya..
  16. Chanpa ke das phul chamli ki aek kali,
    murkh ki sari raat chatur ki aek dhadi..
  17. Chai me se uthte dhuve me teri tasvir najar ati hai,
    aur inhi khayalo me akasar chai thandi ho jati hai..
  18. Hasti thi hasati thi dil ko bahu bhati thi dekh-dekh sarmati thi,
    phir andar se muskurati thi aj pta chala ki vo to aek pagal thi..
  19. Teri julfo me me kho jana chahta hu,
    teri julfo me kho jana chahta hu,
    par tu tel itana lagati ho ke fisal jata hu..
  20. Tere pyar ki roshani aesi he ki har taraf ujala najar ata he,
    sochati hu ghar ke bijali katva du kambakat bill bahot ata hai..
  21. Phulo se kya dosti karte ho phul to murja jate hai,
    agar dosti karni hai to kanto se karo,
    kyuki vo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai..
  22. Na ishq kar mere yaar yah ladkiya bahut stati hai,
    na karna in par aeitbar yah kharcha bahut karvati hai,
    recharge tum karva ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
  23. Khat likha hai khun se sahi mat samaj lena,
    aashiq hu me tera bhai mat samaj lena..
  24. Ishq ke khayal bahut hai, ishq ke charch bahut hai,
    sochte hai hum bhi kar le ishq par sunte hai ishq me..kharch bahut hai..
  25. Ajib tmasha hai mitti ke bane logo ka yaro,
    bewafaai karo to rote hai aur wafa karo to rulate hai..
  26. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhana,
    agar pyar ko pana hai to aetbar sath rakhana,
    agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhana..
  27. Aansu tera gire to aankhe meri ho dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
    bhagvan kare hamari dosti itni gaheri ho ki nokuri tum karo aur salary meri ho..
  28. Aqj phir vo hume rula ke chali gai aaj phir vo hume bahka kar chali gai,
    dil hamara le gai aur badale apna shoping ka bill thama kar chali gai..
  29. Koi najaro se isara kar leta hai koi ankho se kuch kah jata hai,
    bada hi mushkil ho jata hai jawab dena jab koi english me baat kar leta hai..
  30. Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
    dil tut kar rah gya jab usane kaha are mene to majak kiya tha..
  31. Har samundar me sahil nahi hota har jahaj me mijail nahi hoti,
    agar dhirubhai nahi hote to har gadhe ke pass mobail nahi hota..
  32. Aaj ki raat aapke liye khash ho har, waqt machhar apke pass ho,
    kat kat kar apki jaan khay, bhagvan kare saari raat apko nind na aye..
  33. Meri kabr pe mat gulab leke aana na hi hatho me chirag leke aana,
    pyasa hu me barso se rana ji botal mountain dew ki aur aek glass leke ana..
  34. Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayri tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega,
    jab tum par bhi padenge ande aur tmatar to sham ki shabji ka intjam ho jayega..
  35. Chandni chok ka njara na hota,
    India Gate ka sitara na hota,
    aaj kal ki ladkiya Fashion na karti,
    to har gali ka ladka awara na hota..
  36. Aiase waqt gujar gaya SMS karte huye tere pyaar me,
    hosh hi nahi raha ki me betha hu class me,
    piche mud kar dekha to teachar khadi thi pass me..
  37. Shadi aek aesa milan hai,
    jo achhe mitro ki tarah rahne ke irade se shuru kiya jata hai,
    aur din-b-din ye irade badjate jate hai..
  38. Dokha mila jab pyar me jindgi me udashi chha gayi,
    socha tha chod de is rah ko kambakat mohalle me dusari aa gayi..
  39. Tum aaye to laga har khushi aa gai yu laga jese jindgi aa gai,
    tha jis ghadi ka muje kab se intjar achanak vo mere karib aa gai..
  40. Jis hospital ke hum doctor hai, hamari patni vaha ki narsh hai,
    kya ajib julm sahna padta hai apni hi biwi ko sister kahna padta hai..
  41. Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
    dil tut kar rah gya jab usane kaha are mene to majak kiya tha..
  42. Har samundar me sahil nahi hota har jahaj me mijail nahi hoti,
    agar dhirubhai nahi hote to har gadhe ke pass mobail nahi hota..
  43. Meri kabr pe mat gulab leke ana na hi hatho me chirag leke ana,
    pyasa hu me barso se rana ji botal Mountain Dew ki aur aek glass leke ana..
  44. Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayri tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega,
    jab tum par bhi padenge ande aur tmatar to sham ki shabji ka intjam ho jayega..
  45. Badal ho ya biyar ka nasha achanak se cha hi jata hai,
    pyar ho ya chehre pe pimpal sabki ajar me aa hi jata hai,
  46. Dokha mila jab pyar me jindgi me udashi chha gayi,
    socha tha chod de is rah ko kambakat mohabbat me dusari aa gayi..
  47. Tum aye to laga har khushi aa gai yu laga jese jindgi aa gai,
    tha jis ghadi ka muje kab se intjar achanak vo mere karib aa gai..
  48. Jis hospital ke hum doctor hai, hmari patni vaha ki narsh hai,
    kya ajib julam sahana padta hai apni hi bivi ko sister kahna padta hai..
  49. Ishq aur sukun, vo bhi dono ek saath rahne do yaaro,
    koi akal vali baat karo..
  50. Kis kis ka naam le, apni barbaadi mai,
    bahut log aaye the duvaye dene shaadi mai..
  51. Vo mandir bhi jata hai aur masjid bhi,
    pareshan pati ka koi majahab nahi hota..
  52. Har insaan hava mai uda firta hai,
    phir n jane dharti par itni bhid kyo hai!
  53. Dil ki tamanna hai ki mai apni palko pai baithau tujhko,
    bus tu apna vajan kam karle, to mera kaam aasaan ho jaye..
  54. Parindo si udaan bhari thi tujh ko pane ko,
    tera aasma dekh chakkar kha gay..
  55. Phir Kahi se dard ke sikke milenge,
    yeh hatheli aaj phir khujla rahi hai..
  56. gul gai gulshan gai, gai hotho ki lali,
    ab to mera picha cho, tu ho gai bacho vali..
  57. Vo zahar dekar marte to duniya ki najar mai aa jate,
    andaze katl to dekho mohabbat karke humse shaadi kar li..
  58. Jise puja tha hamne vo khuda to n ban saka,
    hum ibaadat karte karte fakir ho gaye.
  59. Kyo Pahnati ho chudi , kyo pahnti hokangana,
    sjajne ka shok hai to phir bana lo n sajana..